Paul O'Mara. Call or Mail ASAP so that I get this Priority Entry for Bath Half to you before the deadlineCheers. 07779 700972
Subject: Running shoes... > >A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs as soon as possibledue> >to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would> >ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEEDWEIGHT> >LOSS PROGRAM.> >> >'Guaranteed. Yeah right!' he thought to himself. But desperate, hecalls> >them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss program.> >> >The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there> >stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young ladydressed> >in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round herneck.> >> >She introduces herself as a representative of the weight losscompany.> >The> >sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me!'> >> >Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,> >huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.> >After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, 'I likethe> >way this company does business!' The same girl shows up for the nexttwo> >days and the same thing happens.> >> >On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has> >lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5- day> >/20 pound program.> >> >The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most> >stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing> >nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck thatreads,> >'If you catch me, you can have me.'> >> >He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent> >shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is> >worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the sameroutine> >happens.> >> >Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he> >has lost another 20 lbs, as promised.> >> >He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day /50> >pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.> >'This is our most rigorous program.'> >'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'> >> >The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it hefinds a> >muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoesand a> >sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
Rich G - you should try Comrades.
Tuesday 06 September 2005
Hi All (again!)Back in Lima (Peru) after a fab 6 days in Cusco and Machu Picchu etc. Fantastic country although Lima is a bit pants to be honest compared to Cusco. Would recommend Ecuador/Peru as a holiday destination to anyone. We're off to Miami for the last leg of the honeymoon tomorrow morning (up at 3.30am!!). At last there will be sun without the pesky mosquitos. Looking forward to showing off my comedy tan lines and mosquito bites. Julie says Hi too. See you all soon.
Would Mr Kit stokes please contact Mr Steve Jenkins on 07879 476706 or 0117 3003818Thank you.
Wow Bryan - sounds like an awesome honeymoon. maybe we could arrange a slideshow down at Hutton Moor when you get back. how cool would that be?
Jenko - I have an entry for Bristol now. Cheers. Back to your reserve list.
Everybody - Rich Coleman says they have the best goodie bags at Ironman Austria - therefore its a must do race. That embodies the Ironman spirit for you! I'm with Team Pete Telford - IMUK for me in 2006.
ironman! id rather pour petrol on myself and set fire to it, sound familliar!!!!!, anything less than 54 miles and your a big pussy.
Thursday 01 September 2005
top five boobs1. adge2. claudine3 gerry4 jenko5 pam
on monday the 5th of september a few of us are running the west mendip way, there is a couple of spare seats, should anyone be interested in a long run,leaving 11.30 from esporta,email me if you can make it, but i will be away sat afternoon till monday morn.
Bryan, what else you been upto on your honeymoon? I can't help thinking what a fab time you must be having. Update us soon. Cheers
Wednesday 31 August 2005
Brian what a shame you are no longer available you will be greatly missed. Don't know where i will get the money for my cosmetic surgery now.
dont worry fifi,jenko will take bryan's place once his backs better.
Tuesday 30 August 2005
Hi AllGreetings from Ecuador! Sorry ladies but IÂ´m now off the market and on my honeymoon. Went to the GalapÃ gos islands first and saw close relatives of Kevin Hudson (aka marine iguanas) plus many of his cousins (only joking mate!). Just come back from a jaunt in the jungle for 3 days. I have not been able to get in any altitude training coz as soon as I try I get a headache. Shortly off to see a volcano (5600m above sea level) and then onto Peru (Matchu Pichu or however you spell it) followed by a chill session in Miami. Thanks to those who made it to the wedding...it was good to see you. How about we have a gallery on the website of photos of club members wearing their club jackets at far flung places. Rich G would win in the Antartic but it could be interesting? Anyway, I hope you are all well and might see some of you at the Seaton Half.TTFNBryan
Monday 29 August 2005
it's official! Jenko has bought a shed,pipe and slippers next then steve or is it the home brew kit,dont burn it down when you have a barbque will you !!!!
Sunday 28 August 2005
Saturday 27 August 2005
where do all the posh people live.
Friday 26 August 2005
Are you sure he was part of the French team that won in 98??Must have been a sub as he didn't play in the final
No FA cup final were played between 1940 and 1945 cos of the war